The man wasn’t wearing a flag pin during the debate tonight. What kind of patriot is that? That’s basically just one step away from burning our beloved flag. Kind of makes you wonder if the Vietnamese got to him all Manchurian Candidate-style. You know, weaken American by getting politicians to stop wearing little pins on their lapels. It’s been a long time since I read Gibbon, but I’m quite sure I remember him talking about how Julius Caesar himself predicted that Rome could not hold itself together without the leading citizens wearing little eagle pins on their togas. They didn’t do it and goddam if ole Julius didn’t turn out to be right. A mere 2000 years later, anyone whose been to Rome can see for themselves - traffic is awful! Sweet, sweet karma.

If you’re a good, patriotic American like me you have to be asking yourself: Can we afford a President who hates America so much he won’t even wear a flag pin to the first Presidential debate?