When someone pointed me to this (thanks Martin!) I thought it was a joke. Even after watching the video (included below) I thought it was just a piece mocking the “We read Snow Crash too many times and are building the Metaverse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” crowd. But no. It is not a joke. Watch the trailer before you read any further.
Yes, that’s right, you too can lower your efficiency by a factor of approximately 1000% by reading your email in a 3d environment in which spam is represented by fat slimy guys and your good mail by starlets. You too can “feed your spam to the sharks” and “hang out with your email!”
Remember people, as the video says, “One name spells entertainment. One name spells excitement. One name spells email. That name is 3d Mailbox. Go where no email has gone before!”
When I think of the one name that spells email, I just think of ‘email’ but I’m glad to see that there are people out there for whom that kind of practicality takes a back seat to letting your email take a cool, disinfecting shower.
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July 6th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Marc/Richter
Wow.
Hey, at least when I get all that porn spam, maybe it’ll be a tad more exciting. Hot bikini-clad woman, thrown to the sharks? Oh yeah.
July 6th, 2007 at 11:38 pm
Ben
Here’s my favorite line from their site: “Are you passionate about email?”
Has anyone actually been passionate about email since the 90’s? Isn’t it like being passionate about the telephone by now?
Even after going over their whole site, this still feels like a joke. I’m especially saddened by the fact that people had to actually put work into this (and at least one of must have known how idiotic it was the whole time)
July 8th, 2007 at 8:49 am
Jetamo
Hey.
On topic of this post: Best line: “Bring E-mail to Life!(And Spam to Death!)
Off topic:
I’m thinking about starting to play one of IRE’s MUDs, but I can’t decide which.
The only MUD i’ve ever played is Discworld MUD.
July 8th, 2007 at 8:36 pm
Matt
I can’t help you there I’m afraid. Achaea is the most popular but each of the others has many players who will be happy to tell you why Achaea sucks and why the IRE MUD they play is better.
Hope you enjoy whichever one you choose!
July 9th, 2007 at 1:19 am
Fost
Who wears high heels whilst swimming?
July 9th, 2007 at 10:52 am
Galleus
Why, your email does, of course.
July 9th, 2007 at 10:56 am
Matt
And if it doesn’t, you’re clearly not riding the wave of the future.
July 10th, 2007 at 11:41 pm
Sulka Haro
Makes me wonder what’d happen if I’d import my 250k email repository. At least there’d be aids in the pool.
(Google knows what I’m referring to.)
July 15th, 2007 at 3:15 am
Tom Geudens
I have a feeling my amount of spam is going to increase significantly …
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