There is a movement (of uncertain size) in Belgium that’s putting for “candidates” for June 10th elections. I put quotes around the word because a vote for the NEE party is a vote to leave that parliament seat empty. It’s a protest vote against the government, essentially, saying, “All the real candidates suck.” I’ve long wished for a “None of the above” option in American elections, as that’s usually what I’d choose given the choice.
Anyway, there’s a hot female “candidate” for the NEE party that is offering 40,000 blowjobs, to be delivered with physically or in Second Life. The funniest part are the terms of service. They include,
“any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will result in immediate end of service”
along with
“Services for female applicants can only be provided in Second Life if the applicant has the necessary avatar modifications“
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May 11th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Pentharian
I have nothing to say other than “fucking genius.”
Since half the time it doesn’t matter who’s elected and your country is going to be screwed anyway (or is that just in the US?), why not get a free blowjob while you’re at it?
May 12th, 2007 at 2:05 am
Gynwer
Well, I hadn’t heard of it yet, but it makes me proud to be Belgian. Normally our problem is that voting is mandatory and the only “protest” vote option is for a xenophobian party. Pity I’ll not be voting this time (I’m in India).
By the way Matt, I read the title and the “There’s a movement of uncertain size” and I already had a laughing fit …
May 12th, 2007 at 8:33 am
Azaroth
Did she just say 80 blowjobs a day?
Christ, she’ll be radioactive by the time she’s done doing that. I’ll take a pass.
May 13th, 2007 at 10:14 pm
The Arcadia
>:) Morally degenerate, that’s what that is. What are they going to spend in condoms, do you wonder? They *are* going to use condoms, right? Right?! On a side thought, she should hire on a male attendant or two with some pimpable skillz so that she can get non-avatar based female votes as well. Always cater to as much of the voting population as possible! …without compromising your…morals?
May 13th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
Matt
Condom use is part of their terms of service! Not something I’ve seen in a formal ToS before, heh.
–matt
May 14th, 2007 at 12:01 am
Jesse
It’s a protest vote against the government, essentially, saying, “All the real candidates suck.”
I don’t know about all of the candidates, but at least this one does.
My girlfriend keeps urging me to sign up, not because she wants me to get a blowjob, but just because she wants to see if some crazy lady will show up at my house, ready to “perform”.
How about you, Matt? Have you signed up, yet?
May 14th, 2007 at 12:10 am
Matt
My god no. I do not do sloppy seconds, thank you very much.
Still, I support her in theory. In theory, Marge…in theory.
–matt
May 15th, 2007 at 3:02 am
Cousin Martha
Okay Matt,
I am going to go out on a limb and say that this is a nice option to the usual treatment of getting f*&ked by the politicians….
May 15th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Nick Johnson
I doubt if even one blowjob is given as a result of this campaign. This is a joke, don’t you see; it’s protest, political satire. They’re merely doing this to make a point. Never will sexual services actually be rendered, and those who believe otherwise are morons.
Although I’ll eat my hat if even 100 blowjobs are performed.
May 15th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Riashain
I lol’d.
May 17th, 2007 at 12:28 am
Michael Chui
I looked at the website (finally) and immediately thought, “They are the Knights Who Say NEE!”
May 17th, 2007 at 10:59 pm
someo name
With a face like that, I couldn’t care less if it’s sloppy seconds or sloppy thousands. Signed!
(by the way you did read that condoms are required anyway right?)