Sigh.

JackassSummary: A school in Texas has been expelled from his school for playing a Counterstrike mod that took place in a modeled version of his school. Coincidence that he’s Asian and this was so close to the shootings at Virginia Tech? Perhaps.

The police even searched the kid’s home, with consent. What’d they find? A hammer. Clearly, a terrorist. No charges were filed but the school is still refusing to let the poor kid attend graduation ceremonies with his classmates.

Someday I hope to have enough money to tweak the nose of jackasses like the school administrators there. My first reaction to reading this story was to be filled with a desire to pay people to create Counterstrike models of every school in that school district and then offer them up for download. Perhaps locate the blueprints for the houses of the individual administrators and do the same thing for their homes.

I’m not a fucking terrorist because I’ll be playing Spiderman 3 next week (takes place in a virtual NYC) and neither are the developers. This kid isn’t a terrorist and he should be praised for his creative efforts not expelled from school. I hope his parents sue the living hell out of the school district.