James Wagner Au, in an absolutely laughable attempt to play down the overwhelming amount of overtly sexual content in Second Life, has written an article that really must be read to be believed, in which he attempts to convince readers that…well, it’s too embarassing to even suggest that anyone would be convinced by such an absurd argument. Here’s the best quote:

Take the center stage of the very popular Barbie Club [a strip club in SL], for example. Were you to count the sexual content in this most adult of places, only the dancers’ costumes, their sensual animations, and their avatar genital attachments would qualify. (And that is stretching the definition, and assuming that wearing genitals is only for sexual expression.)

But look closer: entirely non-erotic are the furniture, the money, most of the textures, all the construction materials of the building, the fixtures, and more. Seen this way, maybe 10% of this location depicts commercial content that is unambiguously sexual. (And this in a white hot center of avatar-based sensuality.) If it’s just 10% here, how much smaller is it across the wide swathe of the grid?”

You see, in Mr. Au’s world, there’s no such thing as a purely sexual porn movie, because there’s furniture in porn movies. In fact, maybe that XXX movie you and your girlfriend rented last weekend shouldn’t be considered a sexual movie at all! I mean, think of the paint on the walls, and the carpet, not to mention the bed itself. None of that is sexual!

Ahhh, fanbois. They’re so cute as they wander around blind, missing the forest for the trees.