AFires of Heavenfter six months of putting it down, picking it up, putting it down, picking it up, I finally finished book five (the Fires of Heaven) of The Wheel of Time series. I don’t know how many books I read in the meantime, but all of them were more pleasant to than the Fires of Heaven. I got as far as mid-way through book six (Lord of Chaos) in the late 90s before giving up in frustration over the pacing. I started over sometime in 2005 and made it through the first four books pretty quickly, but the fifth started to really drag.

I’m not sure why I bother, actually, except that my favorite thing about fantasy is the epic worlds/mythos/cultures associated with them, and Jordan’s world is very cool. Not Tolkien-cool, of course, but very cool. It’s just that his writing style makes Tolkien’s look concise.

My big fear are books 7-10. I’ve been told that they take the “nothing happens for half the book” approach to whole new levels. My big fear is that I’ll push past the tediousness, get to book 11, and read onwards towards a satisfying conclusion, but as Jim Rigney has amyloidosis (Robert Jordan is his pen name), there’s unfortunately a chance that none of us will see a conclusion to the Wheel of Time, or at least, a conclusion written by Mr. Rigney.

Hang on Jim. The Light knows, I’ve invested too much time reading your ridiculous 800 page tomes for you to stop now!