I’m Uwe Boll - Pansysure most of you have seen this, but I had to comment. Uwe Boll, director of uniformly horrendous movies based on video games (House of the Dead, Bloodrayne, other schlock), is so tired of people telling him what a hack he is that he challenged some of his critics to a boxing match. Privately, he informed the four critics that he picked to fight him (there was no shortage of takers) that this was just a PR stunt, and that they’d receive training in any case.

Apparently, not only did they receive no training, but Uwe Boll, big pussy that he is, never provided it, insisting that it was just a PR stunt anyway. Sure, Boll didn’t need it since he’s an amateur boxer, and reportedly refused to fight any critic that had fight training. He proceeded to beat the crap out of the critics he hand-picked to lose to him, none of whom looked particularly threatening or as if they had any idea what to do in the ring. Uwe Boll: You suck and bullying around some completely untrained people (who weren’t even told it was a real match!) doesn’t change that one bit. I hope someone goes Tonya Harding on you.