FPaintballrom a post on a blog called Shoemoney I came across today comes a failed business idea of the blogger. I’ll just quote what he says, as it’s hilarious.

I want to purchase a Gas Station and Give away Free Gas

The catch is like the gas would come out really slow and also you would be limited as to how much you could get per week. (Like max 50 gallons a week).

How do I make money ? EASY - I would setup paintball guns around the gas station with webcams that would let people from the internet take shots at the people filling up there cars with gas. You could charge per shot or a xxxx amounts of shots per month for a set fee. PROBLEM - I talked to a city council member about this and he told me there was a “no flying ordinance” or something rule within city limits however I could maybe do it in the country…

Too funny. One wonders what goes on in the mind that considers this idea seriously enough to talk to his city council member about it.