Sam and FrodoI’m not really a fanboy type of person, but if there’s one thing that gets my obsession juices flowing, it’s Tolkien. I’m certainly out-obsessed by many many people in this category, but for me, it doesn’t get any better than the history of Middle-Earth. I enjoy Lord of the Rings (I actually prefer the movies to the books, frankly), but I love the Silmarillion.

Therefore, when Turbine announced that they’d be titling their upcoming Tolkien MMO, “Shadows of Angmar”. Angmar is not a name casual fans of the movies are going to be familiar with. My heart thumped and my blood raced as I thought about actually living in the world I’d fantasized about since I was a kid watching the terrible yet strangely-compelling rotoscoping in Ralph Bakshi’s 1978, “The Lord of the Rings”, which is a really stupid title for a movie that only covers Fellowship and about half of Two Towers. (I still remember, in 2000, a year before Fellowship the movie was released, spending $110 to buy a VHS of the Bakshi LoTR, opening a nice bottle of wine, and settling down to 90 minutes of Tolkien-meets-childhood nostalgia, only to realize, yet again, that I had horrible taste as a child.)

Then I realized what would likely make LoTR singularly unenjoyable for me: the other people. I could maybe (MAYBE) put up with Turbine’s inevitable compromises of the world fiction for the sake of commercial appeal (I felt Peter Jackson did a phenomenal job of minimizing those compromises, though I wasn’t happy about a couple of them, like painting Arwen as an elvish Xena, Warrior Princess), but I don’t think there’s any way I could listen to people discussing a “40 man raid on Minas Morgul” or “Re-specing my wizard” and not lose my attraction to the game, since at that point, it’s not Middle-Earth to me.
This may sound kind of funny to someone whose company is developing Midkemia Online, but with all due respect to Mr. Feist, whom I respect immensely, Midkemia doesn’t inspire the kind of religious devotion that Middle-Earth does. For whatever reason, I love both those worlds, but for some reason, I’m just able to accept the idea of Midkemia as a game more easily than Middle-Earth. That’s not a slam on Midkemia by any means, as I’m a big fan. I suppose it doesn’t matter for the purposes of this post.

In any case, while I should be an ideal potential customer for Turbine, there is nothing they can do to get me to play LoTR unless other people tell me it has some sort of UI innovation or feature innovation I need to check out (in which case I’ll play enough to check it out, and no more). It’s not their fault. Other people will simply inevitably ruin the magic the world gains from using the Tolkien mythology. Goddam people.

Sometimes I long for the day when I can play a roleplaying game with Turing-capable AI that I can dial to “hardcore Tolkien geeks” and just leave there. Remember people: It goes to 11.